The House An Episode in the Lives of Reuben Baker, Astronomer, and of His Wife, Alice — Reading Companion

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Field, Eugene, 1850-1895 Project Gutenberg 2007 Not confirmed
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Reading time 224 min
Text sections 6

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Eugene Field's comic novel follows astronomer Reuben Baker and his wife Alice through the trials of buying and renovating a home. The narrative voice shifts from earnest idealism to exasperated satire, using bureaucratic absurdities and neighborly meddling to expose the gap between domestic dreams and reality.
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She was all out of breath--so transported with delight was she that she could hardly speak. Yet presently she found breath to say: "You know the old Schmittheimer place--the house that sets back from the street and has lovely trees in the yard? You remember how often we 've gone by there and wished we had a home like it? Well, I 've bought it! Do you understand, Reuben dear? I 've bought it, and we 've got a home at last!"

"Have you _paid_ for it, darling?" I asked.

"N-n-no, not yet," she answered, "but I 'm going to, and you 're going to help me, are n't you, Reuben?"

"Alice," says I, going to her and putting my arms about her, "I don't know what you 've done, but of course I 'll help you--yes, dearest, I 'll back you to the last breath of my life!"

Then she made me put on my boots and overcoat and hat and go with her to see her new purchase--"our house!"

OURSELVES AND OUR NEIGHBORS

Everybody's house is better made by his neighbors. This philosophical utterance occurs in one of those black-letter volumes which I purchased with the money left me by my Aunt Susan (of blessed memory!). Even if Alice and I had not fully made up our minds, after nineteen years of planning and figuring, what kind of a house we wanted, we could have referred the important matter to our neighbors in the confident assurance that these amiable folk were much more intimately acquainted with our needs and our desires than we ourselves were. The utter disinterestedness of a neighbor qualifies him to judge dispassionately of your requirements. When he tells you that you ought to do so and so or ought to have such and such a thing, his counsel should be heeded, because the probabilities are that he has made a careful study of you and he has unselfishly arrived at conclusions which intelligently contemplate your welfare. In planning for oneself one is too likely to be directed by narrow prejudices and selfish considerations.

Alice and I have always thought much of our neighbors. I suspect that my neighbors are my most salient weaknesses. I confess that I enjoy nothing else more than an informal call upon the Baylors, the Tiltmans, the Rushes, the Denslows and the other good people who constitute the best element in society in that part of the city where Alice and I and our interesting family have been living in rented quarters for the last six years. This informality of which I am so fond has often grieved and offended Alice. It is that gentle lady's opinion that a man at my time of life should have too much dignity to make a practice of "bolting into people's houses" (I quote her words exactly) when I know as well as I know anything that they are at dinner, and that a dessert in the shape of a rhubarb pie or a Strawberry shortcake is about to be served.

There was a time when Alice overlooked this idiosyncrasy upon my part; that was before I achieved what Alice terms a national reputation by my discovery of a satellite to the star Gamma in the tail of the constellation Leo. Alice does not stop to consider that our neighbors have never read the royal octavo volume I wrote upon the subject of that discovery; Alice herself has never read that book. Alice simply knows that I wrote that book and paid a printer one thousand one hundred dollars to print it; this is sufficient to give me a high and broad status in her opinion, bless her loyal little heart!

But what do our neighbors know or care about that book? What, for that matter, do they know or care about the constellation Leo, to say nothing of its tail and the satellites to the stellar component parts thereof? I thank God that my hospitable neighbor, Mrs. Baylor, has never suffered a passion for astronomical research to lead her into a neglect of the noble art of compounding rhubarb pies, and I am equally grateful that no similar passion has stood in the way of good Mrs. Rush's enthusiastic and artistic construction of the most delicious shortcake ever put into the human mouth.

Eugene Field's The House opens with Reuben Baker, an astronomer, declaring, "We buy a place"—a phrase that sets the tone for a narrative driven less by celestial observation than by earthly frustrations. The first-person voice is that of a man perpetually outmatched by contractors, ordinances, and well-meaning neighbors. Field's humor emerges not from plot twists but from the accumulating weight of small disasters: a water main that won't connect, a lawn that wilts, and a parade of tradesmen who arrive with their own agendas.

The prose moves between earnest domestic scenes and set pieces of bureaucratic satire, as when Reuben visits Editor Woodsit's office and witnesses municipal officials summoned through pneumatic tubes. This blend of realistic complaint and absurdist machinery gives the novel its distinctive rhythm.

The Astronomer's Voice: Precision Undone by Plumbing

Reuben Baker introduces himself as an astronomer, yet the narrative quickly abandons telescopes for tax assessments. Field uses this professional identity to create a specific comic tension: a man trained to measure the heavens cannot control the leak in his own roof. The narrator's language retains a scientific precision—he speaks of "the exceeding ardor of the sun" and calculates minutes with pedantic exactness—but this precision only highlights his helplessness before plumbers and city hall. When he borrows Mr. Tiltman's hose, described as "the best and longest in the neighborhood" with a "patent nozzle" of versatile ability, the accumulation of modifiers suggests a man trying to impose order through description. The comedy lies in the gap between his careful observations and the chaos they fail to prevent.

Satire Through Mechanism: The Pneumatic Bureaucracy

Field's most inventive satire appears in Chapter XIV, where Reuben visits Editor Woodsit to complain about a water connection. The editor's office is equipped with "rows of nickel-plated tubes" containing the heads of government departments. When Woodsit presses button No. 9, Commissioner Dent's head and face appear, and the editor berates him for neglecting a Republican reformer. The scene is pure mechanical farce: the heads pop up and down like jack-in-the-boxes, and the complaint is resolved in minutes. Field exaggerates municipal inefficiency into a literal machine, but the humor depends on Reuben's straight-faced narration. He marvels at the "marvellous experience" without irony, leaving the reader to recognize the absurdity. The episode also introduces a recurring theme: the power of personal connections over official procedure.

Pace and Accumulation: The Rhythm of Renovation

The novel's structure mirrors the slow, grinding process of home ownership. Chapters progress through a sequence of obstacles: the mortgage, the improvements, the vandals, the insurance, the neighbors' animals. Field varies pace by alternating between extended comic set pieces—like the visit to Editor Woodsit—and shorter, more frantic passages where Reuben lists his grievances. The prose often accelerates into catalogues of frustration: "With plumbers and painters," "Other people's dogs," "Our devices for economizing." These chapter titles read like inventory lists, and the narrative voice becomes breathless as it piles one complaint atop another. Yet Field also inserts moments of stillness, as when Reuben stands on his lawn spraying water, feeling "exultation" before the drought resumes. This rhythm of hope and setback gives the novel its emotional shape.

Neighbors as Comic Chorus

Reuben's neighbors function less as characters than as recurring irritants, each with a specialty: Neighbor MacLeod has a thistle, Neighbor Robbins a platypus, Colonel Doller a "great idea." Field gives them names that sound like titles—Colonel, Editor, Uncle Si—and they appear only to propose schemes or cause damage. The narrator's voice remains polite even when describing their intrusions, which heightens the comedy. When Uncle Si explains that people without "a pull at the City Hall" must wait weeks, Reuben absorbs the lesson without comment, leaving the reader to measure the gap between his professed idealism and the practical world of favors. The neighbors are not villains but forces of nature, as uncontrollable as the drought.

Field's novel rewards readers who enjoy comedy built from specific, mundane grievances rather than dramatic conflict. Pay attention to the narrator's voice: his earnestness is the engine of the humor. The book was left unfinished at Field's death, and the missing final chapter—which was to describe how the Bakers reached "the fulfilment of their heart's desire"—is itself a fitting conclusion for a story about deferred dreams. Read for the set pieces, the mechanical satire, and the quiet desperation beneath the laughter.

Reuben and Alice’s house-hunting chaos reminds me of how often the stories we carry into a new place turn out lighter than the actual rooms. There’s a similar quiet ache in Percival Keene — Story, Setting & Ideas, where plans keep slipping sideways. I still chuckle remembering our own crooked doorframe—some things never quite straighten, do they?

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