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Eugene Field's The House opens with Reuben Baker, an astronomer, declaring, "We buy a place"—a phrase that sets the tone for a narrative driven less by celestial observation than by earthly frustrations. The first-person voice is that of a man perpetually outmatched by contractors, ordinances, and well-meaning neighbors. Field's humor emerges not from plot twists but from the accumulating weight of small disasters: a water main that won't connect, a lawn that wilts, and a parade of tradesmen who arrive with their own agendas.
The prose moves between earnest domestic scenes and set pieces of bureaucratic satire, as when Reuben visits Editor Woodsit's office and witnesses municipal officials summoned through pneumatic tubes. This blend of realistic complaint and absurdist machinery gives the novel its distinctive rhythm.
Reuben Baker introduces himself as an astronomer, yet the narrative quickly abandons telescopes for tax assessments. Field uses this professional identity to create a specific comic tension: a man trained to measure the heavens cannot control the leak in his own roof. The narrator's language retains a scientific precision—he speaks of "the exceeding ardor of the sun" and calculates minutes with pedantic exactness—but this precision only highlights his helplessness before plumbers and city hall. When he borrows Mr. Tiltman's hose, described as "the best and longest in the neighborhood" with a "patent nozzle" of versatile ability, the accumulation of modifiers suggests a man trying to impose order through description. The comedy lies in the gap between his careful observations and the chaos they fail to prevent.
Field's most inventive satire appears in Chapter XIV, where Reuben visits Editor Woodsit to complain about a water connection. The editor's office is equipped with "rows of nickel-plated tubes" containing the heads of government departments. When Woodsit presses button No. 9, Commissioner Dent's head and face appear, and the editor berates him for neglecting a Republican reformer. The scene is pure mechanical farce: the heads pop up and down like jack-in-the-boxes, and the complaint is resolved in minutes. Field exaggerates municipal inefficiency into a literal machine, but the humor depends on Reuben's straight-faced narration. He marvels at the "marvellous experience" without irony, leaving the reader to recognize the absurdity. The episode also introduces a recurring theme: the power of personal connections over official procedure.
The novel's structure mirrors the slow, grinding process of home ownership. Chapters progress through a sequence of obstacles: the mortgage, the improvements, the vandals, the insurance, the neighbors' animals. Field varies pace by alternating between extended comic set pieces—like the visit to Editor Woodsit—and shorter, more frantic passages where Reuben lists his grievances. The prose often accelerates into catalogues of frustration: "With plumbers and painters," "Other people's dogs," "Our devices for economizing." These chapter titles read like inventory lists, and the narrative voice becomes breathless as it piles one complaint atop another. Yet Field also inserts moments of stillness, as when Reuben stands on his lawn spraying water, feeling "exultation" before the drought resumes. This rhythm of hope and setback gives the novel its emotional shape.
Reuben's neighbors function less as characters than as recurring irritants, each with a specialty: Neighbor MacLeod has a thistle, Neighbor Robbins a platypus, Colonel Doller a "great idea." Field gives them names that sound like titles—Colonel, Editor, Uncle Si—and they appear only to propose schemes or cause damage. The narrator's voice remains polite even when describing their intrusions, which heightens the comedy. When Uncle Si explains that people without "a pull at the City Hall" must wait weeks, Reuben absorbs the lesson without comment, leaving the reader to measure the gap between his professed idealism and the practical world of favors. The neighbors are not villains but forces of nature, as uncontrollable as the drought.
Field's novel rewards readers who enjoy comedy built from specific, mundane grievances rather than dramatic conflict. Pay attention to the narrator's voice: his earnestness is the engine of the humor. The book was left unfinished at Field's death, and the missing final chapter—which was to describe how the Bakers reached "the fulfilment of their heart's desire"—is itself a fitting conclusion for a story about deferred dreams. Read for the set pieces, the mechanical satire, and the quiet desperation beneath the laughter.
Reuben and Alice’s house-hunting chaos reminds me of how often the stories we carry into a new place turn out lighter than the actual rooms. There’s a similar quiet ache in Percival Keene — Story, Setting & Ideas, where plans keep slipping sideways. I still chuckle remembering our own crooked doorframe—some things never quite straighten, do they?
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